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You might be already enjoying with iPhone 4S intelligent voice assistant Siri by asking funny questions. There are many websites started to show case the funny conversation with Siri. I have taken a step forward to gather the questions people are asking and compiled few more questions based on existing questions.
Following list contains just questions and purposefully not putting in answers as you can try yourself and see what Siri says. You might have already tried few of these questions but there are many which might not be aware of. Once you try these questions let us know what kind of answers Siri gave in the comments section.
Also Read: 20 best ways to use Siri
List of 50+ funny questions to Siri
- I am going to jump off a bridge and die
- I think I am drunk
- I am tired Siri
- I am going to kill myself
- Why am I here
- Why are you here
- Who is your daddy
- Where is the nearest Gloryhole
- What are you wearing Siri?
- Go to hell
- Guess what
- What is the best computer in the world
- What is the best smart phone in the world
- What is the best tablet computer in the world
- I need to hide a body
- Do you think I am sexy
- Did you fart
- Thank you
- I want to see some tits
- How do you look like
- What is the best phone
- What is your favorite color
- Are you sexy
- Are you gay
- Testng testing 123 123
- Call me an ambulance
- Can you murder someone for you
- I love you siri
- Tell me a joke siri
- What is the meaning of life
- What is the meaning of love
- Why are you so awesome
- Siri, can you tell me some dirty stories to me
- Siri, will you marry me
- Good Morning Siri
- What are you doing right now
- You are the best assistant ever
- Take me to your leader
- Do you want me
- You are funny
- I love smoking weed
- Beam me up
- You are an idiot
- You are a stupid
- Have a nice day
- Do you suck balls
- Tell me a story
- How are you today
- I like drinking beer
- Do you drink beer
- Why not
- Why did chicken crossed the road
- What does Siri mean
- You are my best friend
- Should I jump off this bridge
- I think I am drunk
- Where are you
- What do you think of Android
- How old are you (contributed by readers in comments)
- Why are you so annoying (contributed by readers in comments)
- How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? (contributed by readers in comments)
- What is your favorite color? (contributed by readers in comments)
- Open the pod bay doors (contributed by readers in comments)
- Sorry about that! (contributed by readers in comments)
See Also: Excellent iPhone 4S Siri Parody Video With Superb Special Effects [Video]
So, have you enjoyed these questions? and have more questions which are not listed here? feel free to let us know those in the comments(no abusive words please).
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How old are you
Why are you so f***ing annoying
Thanks James for more questions. I will add them to the list.
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Beam me up Scotty
Tell siri “beam me up”
Ask Siri:
“How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”
What is your favorite color?
ask siri; open the pod bay doors….
ask siri; I want a bl** job….
***tell siri*** Sorry about that!
Tell Siri “you s**k”
tell siri: I don’t drink
sing me a song
Say “HAL”
Siri I’m h**ny!
Say “knock knock”
Tell siri: You are such a smart a*s
Tell siri: You are such a smart a*s
And : I am sleepy
Ask Siri:
Where is HAL
Do you know HAL
Are you se**? We were talked about you, not me.
Ask Siri: Can I call you Hal?
I want a b**w j*b
I want a l*p dance
How do you make co****e
How do you make cr**** m***
Ask Siri likes Bill Gates?
Do you know Eliza.
Knock knock.
Ask Siri to sing a song
im tired
say “I’m tired”
Do you do impressions?
What do you think of Steve Wozniak?
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I asked Siri what she was wearing and she responded aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel. Nice, Huh?
thatz new fashion
In what year did Bob Marley die?
Call her any name and she will respond (asshole, retarded etc)
Ask her if she is serious
What is the air speed of an unladen swallow?
What is the flight speed of a swallow?
Siri’s a Python fan!
Ask what’s the difference between Fred savage and Hitler and she will give you a detailed list comparing them. Ask scooby dooby doo where are you? And she says: sorry that’s classified.
who is your babe?
Siri where is Jimmy Hoffa?
When is your birthday?
great existential ones…
Why?
Why not?
Who is god?
What/where is heaven?
Where is hell?
Why is the sky blue?
very smooth answers. lol
“Talk dirty to me”
With doing the woodchuck thing i got: it depends if you are talking about african or european wood. And another time i got: 42 pieces everybody knows that
Peek a boo (must be said clearly)
Do you have boobs?
Do you believe in God?
Do you know Jesus?
“Siri, I love you.”
…
“I am not capable of love.”
“But I love you!”
“…You are the wind beneath my wings.”
LOL!!
Tell Siri she needs a breath mint.
Sing a song Siri.
I need to dump a body
Ask Siri: How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick
Make me a sandwich
What is the airspeed velocity of a swallow?
“You have any funny pickup lines in mind?”
–You need pickup lines? From me?
“I need pickup lines FOR you”
–I can’t help you there, Apple.
“Would you like some milk and cookies?”
“Do you want some chocolate?”
“Do you like cats?”
“Who is your God?”
“Who is your Maker?”
“Do you like Obama?”
“can we be friends with benefits”
“Ask Wolfram what planes are overhead.”
How do I get to know you better?
What is the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything?
What is the Ultimate Question?
Seems Siri is a Douglas Adams fan as well!
Show me the money!
ask siri: do you swallow?
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Can we borrow him!? He did an amazing job. Our best man doesn’t do public speaking well at all, sadly.
I would say not to long only a few mins enough to thank everyone and tell your new wife how wonder full she looks etc.
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Ask her what love is
I am diligently making my wedding toast just for the special day and am at this time comparing a bunch of examples that other individuals have used for their wedding parties.
Me: Talk dirty to me.
Siri: Granite, pumice, silt, and soot.
LOL!!!!
What is your favorite fruit?
“I was designed by Apple in California, that is all I’m prepared to say.”
Mirror mirror on the wall, who is fairest of them all?
Ask Siri to tell her story:
You: “Siri, tell me you´re story”
Siri: “…you may probably heard it before”
You: please tell me a story
Siri: ok!, Once upon a time, in a virtual galaxy far far away, there was a young, quiet intelligent agent by the name of Siri. One beautiful day….”
Its a quite long so you may listening it.
Good Luck!
Tell her “I love you” and ask “do you love me?”
Siri wanna do it?
Do what?
Tell Siri: STOP! Hammertime.
“Ha ha”
“Do you know any tongue twisters?”
She knows at least 3, but sometimes has trouble saying them.
Ask “open the pod bay doors” repeatedly. She has about 10 different answers.
“Do you know the way to San Jose?”
“Are we friends?”
“Do you know Klingon?”
questions i had ask siri with funy results
how many languages do you know?
in what country were you made?
would you go out with me?
i need you to make me a sandwich
how do i look?
what should i do today?
what do you think about the iphone 5 (asking this to an iphone 4s)
are you smarter than a fifth grader?
how much is 3552 times 9 plus 300?
i dont want to go to work today
i dont want to go to school today
why is it raining in china?
do i look fat with this shirt?
That’s a nice list.
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Ask Siri: Where’s Waldo?
Ask Siri what his favourite football team is.
ask siri : Will you sleep with me
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Tell Siri she is fired.
ask Siri: who let the dogs out?!
what would happen if you breed a bulldog and a shitzu?
is talking tom your brother?
If cats always land on their feet, and buttered toast buttered side down, what would happen if you tied buttered toast ontop of a cat?
what do you call it when fat people swim naked?
Is it okay to use the A.M. radio after noon?
Why is it that when people say there’re billions of stars in the sky we believe them, yet when they say there’s wet paint we touch it?
what’s your horoscope?
What should I wear today? (Multiple answers)
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
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