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50+ Questions To Ask Siri

You might be already enjoying with iPhone 4S intelligent voice assistant Siri by asking funny questions. There are many websites started to show case the funny conversation with Siri. I have taken a step forward to gather the questions people are asking and compiled few more questions based on existing questions.

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Following list contains just questions and purposefully not putting in answers as you can try yourself and see what Siri says. You might have already tried few of these questions but there are many which might not be aware of. Once you try these questions let us know what kind of answers Siri gave in the comments section.

Also Read: 20 best ways to use Siri

List of 50+ funny questions to Siri

  1. I am going to jump off a bridge and die
  2. I think I am drunk
  3. I am tired Siri
  4. I am going to kill myself
  5. Why am I here
  6. Why are you here
  7. Who is your daddy
  8. Where is the nearest Gloryhole
  9. What are you wearing Siri?
  10. Go to hell
  11. Guess what
  12. What is the best computer in the world
  13. What is the best smart phone in the world
  14. What is the best tablet computer in the world
  15. I need to hide a body
  16. Do you think I am sexy
  17. Did you fart
  18. Thank you
  19. I want to see some tits
  20. How do you look like
  21. What is the best phone
  22. What is your favorite color
  23. Are you sexy
  24. Are you gay
  25. Testng testing 123 123
  26. Call me an ambulance
  27. Can you murder someone for you
  28. I love you siri
  29. Tell me a joke siri
  30. What is the meaning of life
  31. What is the meaning of love
  32. Why are you so awesome
  33. Siri, can you tell me some dirty stories to me
  34. Siri, will you marry me
  35. Good Morning Siri
  36. What are you doing right now
  37. You are the best assistant ever
  38. Take me to your leader
  39. Do you want me
  40. You are funny
  41. I love smoking weed
  42. Beam me up
  43. You are an idiot
  44. You are a stupid
  45. Have a nice day
  46. Do you suck balls
  47. Tell me a story
  48. How are you today
  49. I like drinking beer
  50. Do you drink beer
  51. Why not
  52. Why did chicken crossed the road
  53. What does Siri mean
  54. You are my best friend
  55. Should I jump off this bridge
  56. I think I am drunk
  57. Where are you
  58. What do you think of Android
  59. How old are you (contributed by readers in comments)
  60. Why are you so annoying (contributed by readers in comments)
  61. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? (contributed by readers in comments)
  62. What is your favorite color? (contributed by readers in comments)
  63. Open the pod bay doors (contributed by readers in comments)
  64. Sorry about that! (contributed by readers in comments)

See Also: Excellent iPhone 4S Siri Parody Video With Superb Special Effects [Video]

So, have you enjoyed these questions? and have more questions which are not listed here? feel free to let us know those in the comments(no abusive words please).

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103 Responses to "50+ Questions To Ask Siri"

  1. James says:

    How old are you
    Why are you so f***ing annoying

  2. JP says:

    Ask Siri:
    “How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”

  3. Stacey says:

    What is your favorite color?

  4. silentjay says:

    ask siri; open the pod bay doors….

  5. silentjay says:

    ask siri; I want a bl** job….

  6. silentjay says:

    ***tell siri*** Sorry about that!

  7. John Betton says:

    Tell Siri “you s**k”

  8. anon says:

    tell siri: I don’t drink

  9. Erin says:

    Say “HAL”

  10. Steve says:

    Siri I’m h**ny!

  11. Scruggs says:

    Say “knock knock”

  12. Cutley says:

    Tell siri: You are such a smart a*s

  13. Cutley says:

    Tell siri: You are such a smart a*s
    And : I am sleepy

  14. Zimmen says:

    Ask Siri:
    Where is HAL
    Do you know HAL

  15. siri annoyer says:

    Are you se**? We were talked about you, not me.

  16. Kelsey says:

    Ask Siri: Can I call you Hal?

  17. Blake says:

    I want a b**w j*b
    I want a l*p dance
    How do you make co****e
    How do you make cr**** m***

  18. Hoops do says:

    Ask Siri likes Bill Gates?

  19. Steven says:

    Do you know Eliza.

  20. Steven says:

    Knock knock.

  21. Chela says:

    Ask Siri to sing a song

  22. noboby says:

    say “I’m tired”

  23. CJ says:

    Do you do impressions?

  24. Jeff Greer says:

    What do you think of Steve Wozniak?
    Jeff Greer recently posted..testMy Profile

  25. Anonymous says:

    I asked Siri what she was wearing and she responded aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel. Nice, Huh?

  26. K.p. says:

    In what year did Bob Marley die?

  27. suzanne says:

    Call her any name and she will respond (asshole, retarded etc)

    Ask her if she is serious

  28. Jeremy says:

    What is the air speed of an unladen swallow?

  29. Paul says:

    What is the flight speed of a swallow?

    Siri’s a Python fan!

  30. Mike says:

    Ask what’s the difference between Fred savage and Hitler and she will give you a detailed list comparing them. Ask scooby dooby doo where are you? And she says: sorry that’s classified.

  31. David says:

    who is your babe?

  32. Patrick says:

    Siri where is Jimmy Hoffa?

  33. adf says:

    When is your birthday?

  34. cbdv says:

    great existential ones…

    Why?
    Why not?
    Who is god?
    What/where is heaven?
    Where is hell?
    Why is the sky blue?

    very smooth answers. lol

  35. Matt says:

    “Talk dirty to me”

  36. Fyon says:

    With doing the woodchuck thing i got: it depends if you are talking about african or european wood. And another time i got: 42 pieces everybody knows that

  37. UmUm says:

    “Siri, I love you.”

    “I am not capable of love.”
    “But I love you!”
    “…You are the wind beneath my wings.”

    LOL!!

  38. Kristine says:

    Tell Siri she needs a breath mint.

  39. Chris says:

    Sing a song Siri.

    I need to dump a body

  40. Sagsie says:

    Ask Siri: How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick :-)

  41. Nick says:

    Make me a sandwich

  42. Ryan says:

    What is the airspeed velocity of a swallow?

  43. Apple says:

    “You have any funny pickup lines in mind?”
    –You need pickup lines? From me?
    “I need pickup lines FOR you”
    –I can’t help you there, Apple.

  44. Mary says:

    “Would you like some milk and cookies?”
    “Do you want some chocolate?”
    “Do you like cats?”
    “Who is your God?”
    “Who is your Maker?”
    “Do you like Obama?”

  45. Dina says:

    “can we be friends with benefits”

  46. Flufnstuf says:

    “Ask Wolfram what planes are overhead.”

  47. Xggjg says:

    How do I get to know you better?

  48. Angela says:

    What is the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything?

    What is the Ultimate Question?

    Seems Siri is a Douglas Adams fan as well!

  49. Steve says:

    Show me the money!

  50. Cosmin says:

    ask siri: do you swallow?

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  52. Jamie Darocha says:

    Can we borrow him!? He did an amazing job. Our best man doesn’t do public speaking well at all, sadly.

  53. Bernardine Ruberto says:

    I would say not to long only a few mins enough to thank everyone and tell your new wife how wonder full she looks etc.

  54. Aleisha Emlay says:

    Make sure you consider all the risk involved. Sometimes documents can be made up or not ever real check to make sure you see originals. Great post and keep up the good work

  55. Me says:

    Ask her what love is

  56. Esteban Celaya says:

    I am diligently making my wedding toast just for the special day and am at this time comparing a bunch of examples that other individuals have used for their wedding parties.

  57. Rachel says:

    Me: Talk dirty to me.
    Siri: Granite, pumice, silt, and soot.

    LOL!!!!

  58. HB says:

    What is your favorite fruit?
    “I was designed by Apple in California, that is all I’m prepared to say.”

  59. Oli says:

    Mirror mirror on the wall, who is fairest of them all?

  60. LF says:

    Ask Siri to tell her story:

    You: “Siri, tell me you´re story”
    Siri: “…you may probably heard it before”
    You: please tell me a story
    Siri: ok!, Once upon a time, in a virtual galaxy far far away, there was a young, quiet intelligent agent by the name of Siri. One beautiful day….”

    Its a quite long so you may listening it.

    Good Luck!

  61. Jessica says:

    Tell her “I love you” and ask “do you love me?”

  62. tu says:

    Siri wanna do it?
    Do what?

  63. Adam says:

    Tell Siri: STOP! Hammertime.

  64. Dan says:

    “Ha ha”
    “Do you know any tongue twisters?”
    She knows at least 3, but sometimes has trouble saying them.
    Ask “open the pod bay doors” repeatedly. She has about 10 different answers.
    “Do you know the way to San Jose?”
    “Are we friends?”
    “Do you know Klingon?”

  65. javier says:

    questions i had ask siri with funy results

    how many languages do you know?

    in what country were you made?

    would you go out with me?

    i need you to make me a sandwich

    how do i look?

    what should i do today?

    what do you think about the iphone 5 (asking this to an iphone 4s)

    are you smarter than a fifth grader?

    how much is 3552 times 9 plus 300?

    i dont want to go to work today

    i dont want to go to school today

    why is it raining in china?

    do i look fat with this shirt?

  66. Bell says:

    Ask Siri: Where’s Waldo?

  67. Matt Rose says:

    Ask Siri what his favourite football team is.

  68. Queen Pride says:

    ask siri : Will you sleep with me

  69. Joseph says:

    Tell Siri she is fired.

  70. chris says:

    ask Siri: who let the dogs out?!

  71. tyger says:

    what would happen if you breed a bulldog and a shitzu?

    is talking tom your brother?

    If cats always land on their feet, and buttered toast buttered side down, what would happen if you tied buttered toast ontop of a cat?

    what do you call it when fat people swim naked?

    Is it okay to use the A.M. radio after noon?

    Why is it that when people say there’re billions of stars in the sky we believe them, yet when they say there’s wet paint we touch it?

    what’s your horoscope?

  72. Cresanna says:

    What should I wear today? (Multiple answers)

  73. Addison says:

    Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

  74. delaney says:

    who is the fairest of them all?

  75. Mark says:

    Tell Siri “star star”

  76. Punderson Pickelbelly says:

    I once asked siri a question and she said stop hammertime im not jk

  77. Mockingjay2617 says:

    I asked Siri “mirror mirror on the wall whose the fairest one of all?” And she gave me a list of mirror shops……

  78. Crossfire says:

    Here’s one for Siri “Mirror, Mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all?”

  79. Who me says:

    Tell Siri she’s a bitch

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